
Omg, I’m dying. I can’t.
“TheMrcanoehead” knows wats up! hahahaha
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I don’t eat eggs anymore, but if you eat eggs, you really, REALLY better not eat the yolk if you know what’s good for you.
I’ve never liked yolk, i guess it is a blessing in disguise.
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For the Anon who asked about a thigh gap. And for the rest of you. GO NOW AND BOOK MARK THE FOLLOWING LINK. http://blogilates.com/
reblogging for the anon, give it a try, i loved it!
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adreamisawishyourheartttmakes:
BAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Wait… the one in the green appears to be the mom…but… she’s texting someone called mom?
Am I the only one who notices some of these seem really badly staged?
^^^^^^^^^^^
don’t tell me there aren’t major similarities
fetal alcohol syndrome:
miranda kerr:
^^^^^ @lefthandpanther
This is stupid. I think Miranda Kerr is so fucking beautiful
http://birdb0ness.tumblr.com/post/12457498818/she-is-really-ugly-with-out-all-her-makeup-and
people used to tell me i look like her…i fucking hate them now.
nothing to report here..